How long does it take to train a woman to fetch you beer and chips when you holler at her?

Same time it takes a woman to teach a man to pick up his clothes, leave the loo seat down, do the dishes, ironing, vaming, clean the bathroom then bring her a cup of tea and give her a foot bath. My we woman can teach you alot in the time it takes you to teach us to fetch you a beer and chips ; )