What the most messed up comebacks?That will get rid of the girls who are teasing me.?

Dude... how old are you? 8? 9? How can you let people throw stuff at you?! MAN UP! FIGHT BACK! Just get your lunch box and whack them in the face. Trust me it'll make you feel better and girls will like a tough guy! Next time anyone ticks you off just whack them! DONT THINK ABOUT THE THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO!!! JUST DO IT !!! YOU GOT TO LET THEM KNOW YOU ARE TIRED OF THE BULLS**T. If you are weak and scared of them. Fill milk jugs up with water and lift! Its good to get strong! PLAY SPORTS! ENJOY LIFE! DONT LET OTHERS PUT YOU DOWNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! I was liek you once and I understand you alot so just man up bro!